Solat Time

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Why..? Just because i'm lazy...


Greeting and good day to you all. Already plan what to do with the government's generosity 'one off' payoff aka bribery to most of us. Who said this is not Negara Berkebajikan, huh? Guys..! The PRU is coming. Really insulting my intelligence.

Just because i'm lazy and have no idea to share, let's just sit, read and relax. We always think that we are clever, but we are not. Happy reading and dig the meaning. You with me, right?

Now, ponder these...

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Ever wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic/Tok Cha/Tok Bomoh Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) in other words, to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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